overgifs:

i sometimes think about this girl i hope she’s well

squidpop:

thejazzykittykat:

verbivore8642:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

krawps:

krawps:

dont care if this is inappropriate im gonna force staff to look at it with a review anway

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

valueprice:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I chipped my tooth last night and I think it’s because I was on coke

The sugar and chemicals in coke are really bad for your teeth…. Why would you put something in your body that you can use to clean pennies and toilet bowls? 

Cocaine

diesetdown:

I have to laugh

pebisbreath:

This is the sexiest thing allowed starting December 18

sapamanders:

sapamanders:

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged


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never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

osha-watt:

ommanyte:

Well, at least we still have Mario-presenting nipples

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OH COME ON

cerastes:

clatterbane:

colorsinautumn:

I think this is a good time to post this.

(#if we reblog it enough it might become a staff pick)

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Keep it up.

happyman56:

richardalexanderrr:

stushiroll:

gigglestick:

jover2013:

stushiroll:

dragonite-master:

stushiroll:

tapatiopapi:

When another gay is hired at your job

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When you’re the new gay who just got hired

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Originally posted by suitelikechocolate

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

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Originally posted by apollogee

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

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Originally posted by jordantswoods

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

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When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

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Originally posted by abigailw74

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

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Originally posted by fuckyeahspookymovies

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

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This was so worth the read